Today is one of my favorite days of the year: Talk Like a Pirate Day!
There is something wonderfully magical about the concept of pirates. Sailing the seas, pillaging, raping, okay...wait. Maybe wonderfully magical isn't the right turn of phrase.
But they are INTRIGUING. Or were. Modern day pirates are pretty much the scum of the earth whether they are in boats or on computers. I don't like having things stolen from me.
And probably the pirates of the 1700s were pretty awful but with the passage of time, they have been romanticized. Thank Johnny Depp for that. And Disney.
Anyway, I thought I would share some bad pirate jokes. Share and enjoy the spirit of the day!
But first, if you want to speak in pirate on Facebook, you can do that. Go to Settings, then Language and then scroll down to English Pirate. Done.
And if you want to translate plain English into Pirate, here's a handy translator: postlikeapirate.com
Have a hearty day!!!