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Avast Ye Mateys!!

Today is one of my favorite days of the year: Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Thar be somethin' wonderfully magical 'bout th' concept 'o band 'o pirates. Sailin' th' seven seas, pillagin', rapin', okay...hold up. Maybe wonderfully magical isn't th' right turn 'o phrase.

But they be INTRIGUIN'. Or were. Modern day band 'o pirates be pretty much th' scum 'o th' earth whether they be in boats or on computers. I don't like havin' thin's stolen from me.

'N probably th' band 'o pirates 'o th' 1700s were pretty awful but wit' th' passage 'o the hour, they have be romanticized. Thank Johnny Depp fer that. 'n Disney. Anyway, I thought I would share some bad scurvy pirate jokes. Share 'n heartily enjoy th' devil's henchman 'o th' day.But first, if ye want to shout in scurvy pirate on Facebook, ye can do that. Be off to Settin's, then Language 'n then scroll below to English Pirate. Done.
'N if ye want to translate plain English into scurvy pirate, here's a handy tavern: Postlikeapirate.com


Now, here be some jokes....

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What is a pirate's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be Arrrrr  but tis the sea.


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What do you call a pirate with two eyes, two hands and two legs?

 A beginner.

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How do pirates communicate with each other?

With an Aye phone.

But aye to aye is always best.

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What is a pirate’s favorite movie?

Booty and the Beast. (But it is arr-rated.)

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In case his ship is sunk, every pirate carries a bar of soap with him at all times.

You know, to wash him ashore.

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Why are pirates bad at cards?

It’s kind of hard to play when you’re sitting on the deck.

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And now if you need a translation of the above...

There is something wonderfully magical about the concept of pirates. Sailing the seas, pillaging, raping, okay...wait. Maybe wonderfully magical isn't the right turn of phrase. 

But they are INTRIGUING. Or were.  Modern day pirates are pretty much the scum of the earth whether they are in boats or on computers. I don't like having things stolen from me. 

And probably the pirates of the 1700s were pretty awful but with the passage of time, they have been romanticized. Thank Johnny Depp for that. And Disney. 

Anyway, I thought I would share some bad pirate jokes.  Share and enjoy the spirit of the day!

But first,  if you want to speak in pirate on Facebook, you can do that. Go to Settings, then Language and then scroll down to English Pirate. Done. 

And if you want to translate plain English into Pirate, here's a handy translator: postlikeapirate.com

Have a hearty day!!!

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